A Defending Crusader…

The best defense is to be good and offensive…or something like that.

Uh…Who?

Posted by Godefroi on September 30, 2008

The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler summarizes the missing, “unavailable”, history of the MSM’s favorite candidate:

…what it is, exactly, that Teh One™ has actually DONE in his life, besides hang out with known terrorists, slum lords, racists and liars, to earn his vaunted “presidential credentials”.

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13.Your Record of baptism — Not released or ‘not available’
14. Your Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’

Teh Obamessiah could actually go into the Witness Protection Plan (or the CIA, if he wasn’t such a pussy and traitor) and not have to make up a fakepast life“, since nobody could ever track him down using his real worldexperience“.

Who exactly IS this guy?  WHY is ANYONE supporting him?

When I was first applying for a job out of college, Items 1-4 were required (not a thesis, but rather the details of my senior Design Project).  Number 9 was a de facto requirement.  Number 5 was needed just to get IN to college.  I keep my #10 in the safe-deposit box…for just such an emergency.  Same with #13.

Could he be…The Knight Rider?

JOIN HIM…”a flight into the world of a man who does not exist.

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