Posted by Godefroi on July 2, 2008
From the comments at AT.
Can we now call the demagoguery we used to impune Hillary over NAFTA simply “overheated rhetoric”…..
“YES WE CAN”!
Can we reverse our support for gun control laws, and their concomitant ideology…..
“YES WE CAN”
Can we reverse our position on the death penalty….
“YES WE CAN”!
Can we reverse our position on public financing of political campaigns, and offer a series of lame excuses that insult our intelligence…..
“YES WE CAN”!
Can we throw anyone who we have previously allied with, for political expedience, under the bus, once they become embarrassing, unpopular, or simply are no longer useful…..
“YES WE CAN”!
Can we suddenly decide that we must have preconditions before meeting with Ahmedi-Najad; WHEN WE PUBLICLY STATED THAT NONE WERE REQUIRED BEFORE…….
“YES WE CAN”!
Can we do whatever it takes to gain power in the fall……
“YES WE CAN”!
Can we do everything in our power to conceal our Marxist agenda, with the help of the mainstream media, by appearing to be a moderate…….
“YES WE CAN”!
Money quote follows:
What a pusillanimous, palavering, popinjay….
And the call to action.
Can we do all we can to defeat comrade Obama in the fall……
“YES WE CAN”!!!!!!!
Pusillanimous, Palavering Popinjay - hilarious.
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Posted by Godefroi on June 4, 2008
Marc Ambinder reports:
04 Jun 2008 09:39 am
Matt Burns, the spokesman for the GOP convention in St. Paul e-mails to say that the RNC’s convention office in St. Paul has received numerous telephone calls in the last few hours from people who identify themselves as Clinton supporters asking how they can help Sen. McCain.
BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!
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Posted by Godefroi on February 14, 2008
OK…OK…I know, only God is AWESOME.
Still, this offering from the warped mind of Iowahawk is outstanding. Thanks to Clarice Feldman at American Thinker.
1 Whan in Februar, withe hise global warmynge
2 Midst unseasonabyl rain and stormynge
3 Gaia in hyr heat encourages
4 Englande folke to goon pilgrimages.
5 Frome everiches farme and shire
6 Frome London Towne and Lancanshire
7 The pilgryms toward Canterbury wended
8 Wyth fyve weke holiday leave extended
9 In hybryd Prius and Subaru
10 Off the Boughton Bypasse, east on M2.
11 Fouer and Twyntie theye came to seke
12 The Arche-Bishop, wyse and meke
13 Labouryte and hippye, Gaye and Greene
14 Anti-warre and libertyne
15 All sondry folke urbayne and progressyve
16 Vexed by Musselmans aggressyve.
17 Hie and thither to the Arche-Bishop’s manse
18 The pilgryms ryde and fynde perchance
19 The hooly Bishop takynge tea
20 Whilste watching himselfe on BBC.
21 Heere was a hooly manne of peace
22 Withe bearyd of snow and wyld brows of fleece
23 Whilhom stoode athwart the Bush crusades
24 Withe peace march papier-mache paraydes.
25 Sayeth the pilgryms to Bishop Rowan,
26 “Father, we do not like howe thynges are goin’.
27 You know we are as Lefte as thee,
28 But of layte have beyn chaunced to see
29 From Edinburgh to London-towne
30 The Musslemans in burnoose gowne
31 Who beat theyr ownselfs with theyr knyves
32 Than goon home and beat theyr wyves
33 And slaye theyr daughtyrs in honour killlynge
34 Howe do we stoppe the bloode fromme spillynge?”
35 The Bishop sipped upon hys tea
36 And sayed, “an open mind must we
37 Keep, for know thee well the Mussel-man
38 Has hys own laws for hys own clan
39 So question not hys Muslim reason
40 And presaerve ye well social cohesion.”
41 Sayth the libertine, “’tis well and goode
42 But sharia goes now where nae it should;
43 I liketh bigge buttes and I cannot lye,
44 You othere faelows can’t denye,
45 But the council closed my wenching pub,
46 To please the Imams, aye thaere’s the rub.”
Hilarity in satire. Wonderful. Go read the rest. 
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Posted by Godefroi on November 16, 2007
From an article at Front Page, based on an Al Jazeera program, provided by MEMRI, below is part of the exchange between Syrian author Nidhal Na’isa and Egyptian cleric Sheikh Ibrahim Al-Khouli. I post it to highlight what I’ve noticed as a common thread among Islamists; that is, that the beneficence and wonder of Islam (currently and historically) is beyond question…and that if you do even remotely question it, then you’re blind idiot, period. That a person (ostensibly) of intelligence can close his mind SO TIGHTLY against any possibility of his being mistaken is a frightening, and yet humorous, phenomenon.
Ibrahim Al-Khoulib: “When they [Muslims – GdB] entered Andalusia, they brought Europe out of the darkness of the Middle Ages. [First crazy statement – as noted by Fjordman here, much of the science of ancient Greece was copied, translated, and then ignored by the Muslims. If they brought knowledge to Europe via Spain, it was entirely by accident.] They established a civilization for which the Spaniards still long today. [Only the Muslim Spaniards.] Spain found itself under the burden of the fanaticism and racism of Ferdinand, Pope Urban, and others, and so the Spaniards lament the loss of that heritage. [What is the basis for this statement?] The Jews who immigrated [sic] and founded America [Jews founded America? That’s not what this says] excelled in comparison with the other immigrants, because they stole the heritage of the Muslims.” [I would be very interested to find out what he thinks Jews stole from Muslims. Jewish traditions still in practice today obviously predate Islam]
Here’s where it starts to get good…where the esteemed sheikh starts losing it.
“In Andalusia, which you say, the Muslims conquered by the sword, they left a civilization unparalleled throughout history to this day. [Again, no facts, just broad statements] Western civilization is not really a civilization, brother.”
Nidhal Na’isa: “Western civilization is not really a civilization?”
Ibrahim Al-Khoulib: “You listen to me! You listen to me!” [I get the feeling that this guy’s not accustomed to being questioned]
This part’s the best.
Nidhal Na’isa: “Exactly. You are talking about Andalusia. Dr. Ibrahim, my dear friend, you must open your mind and enlighten yourself.”
Ibrahim Al-Khoulib: “Enlighten yourself! I enlighten you, not the other way around, boy!”
Nidhal Na’isa: “You are a boy yourself. You listen to me.”
Ibrahim Al-Khoulib: “You are a boy compared to me.”
Nidhal Na’isa: “And you’re a boy compared to me too.”
[I’m not sure I like the tactic Na’isa is using here, simply returning the same insult back to the issuer. It’s probably not very effective, other than severely for irritating the belligerent party]
Interviewer: “Please, do not…”
Nidhal Na’isa: “I just want to open his mind.”
Ibrahim Al-Khoulib: “I need my mind opened?! You have the brains of an ant, compared to me.”
A refreshingly mature dialog, don’t you think? 
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Posted by Godefroi on October 6, 2007
A little CAIR-bashing fun for the weekend.
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